It’s Christmas of 2019 and my partner and I are keeled over laughing on the kitchen floor at what have been affectionately referred to as “cum cookies” ever since.

I added some powdered sugar to the mixture and all was well. But damn.

by rainier-cherries

28 Comments

  1. That_Necessary_6890

    Couple minutes honey, just finishing the ughhh…glaze.🥴

  2. WarPotential7349

    It’s ok. If I knew someone who could make me jammy dodgers, I’d glaze the whole kitchen, too.

  3. Consistent-Stock6872

    He didn’t try too hard, just enough “juice” for two XD

  4. Technical_Hat6876

    I, too have to wait atleast 10 to 15 minutes to begin glazin’ again.

  5. CottageChief99

    Is this what goes on behind the scenes at bakeries?!?!! Guys back there glazing all over everything!?

  6. Shadewielder

    no no no, I don’t like this, no no no

    you’re almost crossing the line to actual porn here

  7. OP: “We need more glaze!”
    Partner wanking furiously: “Im going as fast as I can!!!”

  8. KommandoKazumi

    Aight who ordered two cookies with extra nut

  9. nohopeforhomosapiens

    OK
    The topping has a questionable appearance.

    But I wouldn’t ever turn down a jammy dodger that looks as decent as these.

  10. thefivetenets

    was gonna say that it looked like someone got a little too excited making these

  11. Hairy_Ghostbear

    Although they look yummy, I cannot eat them since I have a nut allergy

  12. Loose jammy dodger glaze sounds uh, well… hmmm.

  13. That is the most British name for a desert I have ever heard other than spotted dick. What is a jammy dodger glaze?

  14. p_cool_guy

    How come only 2 got glazed? You not as virile as you used to be in your youth?

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